Who Organizes this Google Pshit?
Everyone knows what a potato chip sculpture is;images.google.com/images?...rch+ImagesGenerally, they're self-created, but look at all the work the one guy did, his should be up top. Let's try another.
View ArticleWayne "The Kane" Krivsky's Superslideshow
You'd be amazed where you get invited when you're Wog's imaginary Wiccacommie Rep. Check out the docudramatic give and take from Wayne's Westchester Superslideshow Presentation;W - Wayne the KaneM -...
View ArticleOlympic Torch Extinguished
They were using it to light blunts;news.google.com/news?hl=e...&scoring=nNote, I said bigass Bob Marley blunts, not crack pipes produced in Hong Kong. Far as we know, blunts are part of their...
View ArticlePlacing Your Spooks Properly
So, I have a premonition that Bill "Placeboman" Cowher is gonna be dropping by, I place myself next to the front door so I'll make sure to hear his knock. Turns out, it ain't Bill, he's like my great...
View ArticleMy Thompson Submachine Squirt Gun
I'm about, oh, twelve years old and the family's on vacation. We go to a department store, we kids're supposed to pick out a toy. We're there for awhile, I'm thinking I don't know what to buy, but I...
View ArticleSin City Bengals make all other teams look stupid.
Check out these draft picks;Keith "Rivers of Heck" RiversJerome "Seamen Semen" SimpsonHoley phuckin moley, Batman!*See, the city has become sick and tired of the insidious satanism that took over the...
View ArticleBenny & The Exorcists
idmtsu;www.google.com/search?hl=...+AntisatanSo, the Pope, more power to him, has his own ideas regarding demonic possession. Dunno about you, I'm on record. I don't believe in the efficacy of ritual,...
View ArticleScientology's Attacks Exempt Status
www.google.com/search?hl=...pt%22&aq=oOne of the things we haven't been over regarding Scientology's Tax Exempt Status is that fact that, since the nonsensical novel Hubbard penned is only a cover...
View ArticleHelen of Homer's, SUV's & Things You Can Do
I didn't want it to be like that, but yesterday, think it may have been a Monday, was a showcase of the pathetic. Firstoff, we've got Helen of Homer's. She's a busbabe, been working for the Duff...
View ArticleQualifiers, Misdirection, Long Dong Silver, Barack
This is supposed to go in the vocab section under "Qualifiers" and "Misdirection," but you slugs have been neglecting your vocab work. So be it;www.google.com/search?hl=...+Ploy&aq=fWe have three...
View ArticleSiemens Semen & Iggy Poo
I'm driving down the road like a rockin Granny during Sunday rush hour and this Siemens truck comes peeling by. I'm thinking, "Wow! Dude must be delivering semen to the seamen."See, there's this...
View ArticleOlympic Colorectal Torch & Swish Goes Telepathic
I'm reading his mind now. Shutup for a second. Ooooooooooooommmmmmmm. Oooooooooooooommmmmm. Vooooooooooooooommmmmm.Alright, it's coming through very slowly, he says...three little "c" chinese...
View ArticleI hope Merlin is not too paranoid about the Yuku thang
It would not be the same Hey. I cannot post here with apostrophes. It results in a weird thing happening. That is making me paranoid.
View ArticleWell, I guess I win then, Sluggo???
Since you're too much of a scardy-kat to post??? Hmm, Sluggie-poo???
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